Local news: In a small town here in southern Norway, a cow and a bull ran away from the slaughterhouse. The two animals were in line to be slaughtered, when one of them managed to open the door and they both bolted for freedom. The cow and the bull were reported by observers on the road out of town, and then disappeared into the woods. A team of hunters were sent after them, and about 6-8 hours later the two were shot dead, the cow first. When asked about the episode, the local Master Slaughterer commented: "In their place, I would have done the same."
At least it was not a bull and a mare! "Run, Cindy!" (If you don't get that, it's time to learn to love The Class Menagerie.)