"Belated Teen Angst"
Oh woe is me! The sun has set;
I sit her, trying to forget
my aching legs, my aching gut;
this town that's got no Pizza Hut.
The girl I love won't give me none
(and she is not the only one).
My bills are due, my landlord mad,
but I just sit here, lost and sad.
When others go to have a beer,
I tell them that the end is near.
And when they go to get some food,
I tell them that it is no good.
I've got no friends, I've got no dog,
and now I am too fat to jog.
I've got no car, I've got no house,
I'm poorer than a farmyard mouse.
Oh woe is me! I feel so sore
and soon I have no readers anymore.