SW: "Magnus, can you help me find a picture of a naked man on the Net?"
Me: "Why would *I* be more competent in finding naked men than *you*?"
SW: "I mean, like a medical web site or something."
And several days later, casually talking about sexual preferences:
Me: "If you want, I can demonstrate to you exactly how hetero I am."
SW: "No, I take your word for it."
Me, thinking: (What did I just say?)