Magnus Itland (itlandm) wrote,
Magnus Itland
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Randomly generated psychobabble!

http://www.colorquiz.com/
purports to say something meaningful about your psyche by the order in which you like or dislike certain mostly drab colors. Its basic premise, which may be understandable in some other context than LJ fads, seems to be that you wouldn't be there unless you had some kind of problem.


Because this psychobabble is really boring, I've added my own comments. Psychobabble in chubby letters.

Your Existing Situation
Is seeking a solution to existing problems or anxieties, but is liable to find it difficult to decide on a right course to follow.


Ooh lookie! A human! It must be here because it has problems.

Your Stress Sources
Wishes to be independent, unhampered, and free from any limitation or restriction, other than those which he imposes of himself or by his own choice and decision.


Oh! A human! Humans want to be free.

Your Restrained Characteristics
Believes that he is not receiving his share--that he is neither properly understood nor adequately appreciated. Feels that he is being compelled to conform, and close relationships leave him without any sense of emotional involvement.
Egocentric and therefore quick to take offense. Able to obtain physical satisfaction from sexual activity but tends to hold aloof emotionally.


If we weren't egocentric, we would do better thing with our lives than take ridiculous color tests. And if anybody understood us, we'd ask their advice instead. But seriously, this is a really bad guess. I do not conform, and I have no close relationships without emotional involvement. In fact, I'm involved emotionally and not sexually instead of the other way around. This is what happens when you try to guess something that doesn't apply to all humans.

Your Desired Objective
Seeks success, stimulation, and a life full of experience. Wants to develop freely and to shake off the shackles of self-doubt, to win, and to live intensely. Likes contacts with others and is enthusiastic by nature. Receptive to anything new, modern, or intriguing; has many interests and wants to expand his fields of activity. Optimistic about the future.


Again, by sheer coincidence, the psychobabble generator manages to get it all wrong. I want a quiet life and am gradually withdrawing and pruning my interests.


Your Actual Problem
Fights against restriction or limitation, and insists on developing freely as a result of his own efforts.


That's a problem?? I thought that was the solution.

And evidently the program just realized that, because its analysis ends there. Let us just hope no one takes this piece of high school programming seriously.
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