I must have slept like 10 hours. Wow.
Why is it, when I search for "lab coat porn" on google.com, I get ads for an animated barbie doll with boobs, in bikini, who supposedly reads stock quotes from the Internet? At the very least they should offer me a barbie doll in a lab coat, who occasionally says things like "cytosine" and "pleistocene" for no particular reason. Lab goggles would be nice too.