November 4th, 2002

Porcupine

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"This researcher had calculated on the energy that would go into two really big dinosaurs mating. All that energy have to go somewhere, to dissipate once the deed is done. If 50% of it escaped as sound, it would be loud enough to kill a human at a distance of 130 meters. Much of the local fauna was at least as vulnerable."
"50% of the energy in mating is output as sound? Only in human newlyweds."
"I bow to your superior knowledge in this matter."
"Bow, but don't bend over."
"Oh my dog! We are being corrupted by dinosaur porn!"
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