August 22nd, 2001

Porcupine

Mad James Bonney

"Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!"

From the Pirate quiz at http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php

Honestly, I thought that name was a bit too effeminate. I mean, "Bonney"? I can live with James, but "James Bonney" is spreading it a bit thick.

A little bit unpredictable ... well, that's more like it!

Luckily it was pretty quick.
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Porcupine

Another night, another weird dream

In my dream, I was yet again someone else, I think. Certainly my friends were no one I know. Which may be just as well, since there was an Allosaur outside our house. It was not exactly scared of people: I noticed it when it scratched itself against the corner of our house. Boy are those bastards quick. The zombies on first floor were also a nuisance. Hitting them with a small hammer did no good.
There was also a chest, or coffin from the look of it, that could give you eternal life or at least a rather long-lasting immunity to death. But first you had to take a test, by solving a riddle and placing certain tokens in a pattern on its top. Sadly the riddle gave no clue as to placing the tokens, that I could see, so it was all up to dumb blind luck. I refused to play such a game.
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