I really like Tsaiko because she is highly intelligent without being arrogant. (Well, unduly arrogant.) This is a trait that draws me like pheromones draws a male beetle ... even a single molecule of the stuff has me all excited. ^*^ She is a geologist and a paleontologist, and knows a lot of dinosaurs by name. Non-singing dinosaurs. Could it be better? She is also rather cute, although I have only small and grainy pictures to support me here. And she is way cool because even if you tell her that she is cool, she will not believe it. Kinda like Sakaki-san from Azumanga Daioh. Oh, and she has kind of humor I love: Subtle, dry, witty. Could it be any better?
My love for Tsaiko is extremely platonic, though, because not only am I a dork living half a planet away, I am also old enough to be her father. And to tell the truth, I would have been proud as a rooster to have a daughter like that.