Saturday, June 14th, 2008

The not very semantic web

From [info]thesims2 community:
"Is there a hack for BV that makes the swing less attractive? ( I have googled for this, but the search words "swing" and "less attractive" have brought me links to more unprepossessing people in wife swapping groups than any one person should have to see.)"
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Saturday, March 1st, 2008

Sims 2 FreeTime

Best expansion of them all. Some minor bugs, not sure how many come from old hacks, but a few are reported widely. (It is not like the game has ever been without bugs.) There will probably be fixes for them soon.
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Saturday, February 3rd, 2007

"Afasaba nepshi"

Hee! Never underestimate the male intuition!
There was this beautiful song on the Sims 2 pop radio station. It showed up on the computer where I have all the expansion packs installed including Pets, but I could not remember it from the usual machine where I have only the first two packs (Uni and LightLife). The vocalist was clearly female, but the song was of course in Simlish. It had a recurring phrase: "Afasaba ..." Each line in the main verses would start with "Afasaba something" where something varied from line to line. Did I mention that it was very pretty? Anyway, I looked up on the sound menu and there was a list of the songs, some of them with an artist name and some not. Those without were presumably the originals that were made for the game before it came out. Starting with the first expansion, EA included Simlish versions of little known songs, thus giving free PR for the artists in exchange for (presumably also free) songs.

So I looked over the ones with artist names (because I knew this song was new, rememeber) and there was "What if" by Lene Marlin. What if? What if that was the song? I don't Lene Marlin from Eve, although I think she is either Norwegian or at least has lived here. (No relation to Teff Marlin, then.) But Lene is a female name, and "What if" sounds like something that could easily become repetitive in a good way: What if this, what if that...

MUSICAL SCORE! Hole in one and all that. I found it on MSN Music, under Marlin rather than Lene, but at least I found it. The real song in English is kinda more symphonic than the Simlish version. On the other hand, the Simlish lyrics are better. ^_^

*dances like a sim*
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Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007

Sims2: The PinkerToon Project, Part II: Love at last

Short, just 4 pictures! )
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Monday, January 1st, 2007

Sims2: The PinkerToon Project, Part I: The origins of Captain Vinnie!



For your Sims2 readification! A new story! )

This will be crossposted to thesims2 community, but you get the rare privilege of seeing it here first. ^_^
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Friday, December 29th, 2006

Sims 2 is my favorite game.

I have concluded that Sims 2 is the best game ever. Of course there are other games that are better in certain ways, and I will no doubt keep playing them if my health is good enough. But my Number One game is Sims 2. As such, I have asked North Corporation (the people with the crash-prone machines, remember?) to estimate a price on a machine built mainly for Sims 2. It will feature a fast Intel dual-core processor, 2GB RAM, some random hard disk and a DVD reader/burner, and a standard ethernet connection. If they can't make it dirt cheap, I'll want to buy from Dell instead, but there I won't be able to choose away keyboard, mouse, MS Works and video card, all of which I have already. With the new computer I should be able to run a large apartment complex without any slowdown. (My best current system can only run barely 30 Sims, substantially fewer if one of them is a robot.) Hopefully my next should be able to break 50. I use realism hacks and hacks that add intelligent behavior (like buying food on the way home from work, or sleeping in your own bed even if you are tired and another is closer, or studying on your own if you are a serious knowledge sim). I find that as I have more sims and give them more freedom, the quality of the gameplay changes for the better. The sims make their own stories that I could not have written. I guess you could call it a kind of emergent behavior, but the main appeal to me is that it is fun.
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Friday, December 15th, 2006

Portable Sims2 progress

Installed Sims2, University and Nightlife. Downloaded a few hacks from Simlogical. These are for NightLife, my existing hack collection is all for OFB and a few for Pets (which I don't play). Danish is fun. Sadly I need to work now, not play. -_-;
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And because I just am that crazy

I decided to install Sims2 in Danish this time, instead of Norwegian or English. I wonder what Woohoo is called in Danish. (In Norwegian it is called "Ã…rnings".)

Unfortunately, it seems the install program has indeed stopped, so I may never know.
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Saturday, October 28th, 2006

More NaNoSimPics

A slightly more mature Bodil, although you couldn't say from the way she behaves.
[edit] These pics are not from any of their house but from the university (STFU).
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More NaNo character pics

I've fattened up Bodil a bit )
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Thursday, October 19th, 2006

Sims2 Pets

I discovered by happenstance that Spaceworld in Kristiansand was taking kroner 399 for Sims2 Pets, where the other shops took 299. I am glad I checked a couple more shops before buying!

I am not sure why I bought it at all. I don't really like pets, even though I grew up with animals. (Or because of it?) I mean, they are hairy, primitive, communicate poorly, amusing only because they are stupid, you need to look after them a lot and they still die young. It is like living with a man, only more so.

At least virtual pets don't shed.
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Friday, September 1st, 2006

I noticed

In Sims2 Nightlife, the somewhat romantic (and urban) expansion pack for the people simulator from Maxis, people have irrational likes and dislikes, so-called turn-ons and turn-offs. Among these, actually a rather large proportion of them, are hair colors. But not skin colors.
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Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006

More Sims antics (since I don't have cats)

The same Sim girl again. Having finished her college assignment, she was hungry and bored and could need a trip to the bathroom as well. Still, she loitered in the hallways for a little. Their free will does not always kick in immediately like ours do, but seems to be on some kind of timer. Anyway, suddenly she decided to eat, which seemed to me like a good idea. I followed her (by scrolling, genius) to the cafeteria, where she grabbed a bowl. Only then did I realize that Mr Buzzcut Redhair had also just sat down with his own meal. And yes, she casually grabbed her bowl and walked over to sit down right beside him. It is not just him, then. The amusing part is how it looked utterly coincidental. If I had not kept a close eye on her (because she is the only playable Sim on the whole university) I would totally not have found anythign remarkable about her eating with a guy.

OK, now they did it again, while I was writing. (It runs on the second screen on my table.) Except this time they grabbed their food at the exact same time, and then walked over to the nearest table. Pure coincidence. Not anything for their creator to be notice, oh no. Just getting some food. She is now absolutely stuffed, by the way.

I am not even sure this is scripted. According to Will Wright, much of the Sims behavior is emergent. They are given ranges of actions associated with needs, and objects that broadcast their ability to fulfill the needs. That's pretty much it. But things like this make me wonder. Great, now they are playing chess. At 6.45 in the morning. Hello, girl? Your social and fun meters are high. You need sleep and a bath, not playing chess with ugly guys and talking about handcuffs.
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Monday, August 21st, 2006

Simulated gender confusion

I started a new Sims2 neighborhood for a new and more realistic legacy. Anyway, unlike what I usually do, I chose a female founder. Normally I make a male, sometimes one that looks like me, and usually with a similar personality. To create some emotional distance, I chose a female founder, and made her with a more practical personality. I did make her a knowledge Sim though, partly because she started as University, and partly because the family's name is Reading. "The Reading Legacy" sounds pretty good, eh?

Well, after a few rolls I got an innocent-looking red-haired girl who looked good when I chose the "fat" body type (which I personally think of as "sexy woman body type", the Sims are skinny even by Norwegian standards). I've played her through 3 years at Sim State University now (see previous post) and I enjoy watching her shower go about her daily life. Now there is a rather drab-looking redhaired boy there, not of my making, regular players will know him (the buzz cut and ugly nose guy). When they are passing each other, they get this cloud of pink hearts showing great chemistry between them, but none of them ever does anything romantic. The guy tends to incidentally show up where she already is, and occasionally he will ask her to play kicky bag. That's it. So she was hungry and sitting down with a plate of spaghetti when he came and wanted to play kicky bag, but she just kept eating. I could have cancelled her eating so they could play, but I did not feel like it. She was hungry after all. But the next day when she wanted to play kicky bag, he dropped his meal without a second thought. And that's when I thought: 'The next time he asks, I'm going to drop anything I'm doing.'

I have to stop identifying so strongly with my characters.
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"Reasoning with irrational numbers"

I just noticed that this was one of the topics Sims study at Sim State University, the maths students of course, during their junior year. It amused me because it is true.
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Tuesday, December 27th, 2005

Alien Sims: "Grew up well"

2 pictures )
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Monday, December 26th, 2005

Alantonin & Marsha & Co

a funny thing happened... or two... or six )
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Perhaps I should trust my Sims more

I accidentally forgot my university Sims running on my bedroom computer for an hour while I read an interesting tutorial. The slightly disturbing part is that I returned and three out of four students had improved their grades. They were hungry and dirty and the fridge was almost empty, but they were doing well enough at school. (Except the one, who would have been expelled had I not returned in the nick of time.)
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Sunday, December 25th, 2005

Alien Sims in: A school of Goopies

1 picture )
Agesimscheat on, baby!
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Saturday, December 24th, 2005

Alantonin and Marsha in: My kids, your kids ... no, not yours!

lavishly illustrated )
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